When things go wrong

There's been a lot of attention paid to Wisconsin's plan legalize the hunting of feral cats.

Animal rights' activists are being described as illogical, because they say it's "inhumane" to kill feral cats.

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They've all started chanting: "We're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!"

Feral cats are extremely smart and capable of mastering all kinds of trickery. Of course not everyone can hear them. Hell only two of my personalities can hear the cats taunting us; the other two think they're looking for another excuse to blow up furry woodland creatures.

The danger from feral cats is real. They may not have opposable thumbs but they're dangerous none the less. Just look at the picture, do they look like they're bringing a house warming present?

And just what are we supposed to do when they team up with the rabid monkey's that are plaguing Canada? Sure you haven't heard anything about Canada's plague; they're to busy covering up scandals and whining about the NHL season being canceled, but it's real. And monkeys have opposable thumbs, so with the two of them working together they could be unstoppable.

What happens next when it's all cat blogging all the time? Seriously folks this is a real threat. If you don't believe me just check the Democratic Underground or the Daily KOS, I'm sure the mothership is beaming information to them on an hourly basis.

New footage and information will be released we capture and interrogate these beasts.
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