He's BAAAACK!
I should have known it would be hard to keep a good fish down for long. He's back and boy howdy is he pissed. Seems he doesn't take to kindly to being swatted at by those damned cats, much less their decision to try and remove him from his rightful spot at the top of this blog.
He seems to have things under control on the home front and is doing a pretty good job running the cats off. Now I've just got to straighten out the mess they made, damned nasty critters. Hopefully If I get things back to as normal as they've ever been around here we can forget about the phishes little forays into the worlds of cross dressing, bondage and the performance arts.
It appears that the cats and I both forgot the first rule of phin's blog. Thou shalt not piss off the goldfish.
Now he's looking about right. Ain't too many things nicer than a fish with a fine fedora, shades, and a bolt action rifle.
Gangsters say "tonight, you sleep with the fishes". What would a goldfish say to his victims? "Tonight, you sleep with my relatives"?
Posted by: Moe at May 28, 2005 11:48 PMJust be grateful he only bought the rifel, I always figured him for a machine gun or missile launcher kind of guy.
Posted by: silk at May 29, 2005 05:42 AMlooks more like a flintlock rifle to me.
and, Moe, they say: "tonight, you sleep in the cats." tomorrow, you sleep in the litterbox."
Posted by: moehawk at May 29, 2005 05:52 AMMonday, May 30, 2005 8:16a.m.
The Cats are back, Guess the goldfish standaing guard with the gun fell asleep on duty...or became cat-food? Dang Phin! You got any cat eating shark frinds?
Posted by: The Wizard at May 30, 2005 08:17 AMNo sharks necessary, it just took a tad bit longer than expected to get things cleaned up.
Posted by: phin at May 30, 2005 03:57 PMNot that anyone really cares, but the rifle appears to be a Sharps. Those must be big cats...
Posted by: Confederate Yankee at May 30, 2005 05:52 PM
