how to destroy the earth

The Moon Bats and other Hate Filled Lefties have been trying to destroy the USA for some time now. As we all know countries and empires rise and fall, but the earth has been around for quite a while. I was browsing the internet earlier and saw a guide for destroying the earth. Below is the preface for the guide:

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.

This link provides a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.

Hmm, maybe we could the Moon Bats get preoccupied with this instead of ruining our fair nation.