A warning shot for Sortapundit
Just hours ago, Allied forces began an attack on Sortapundit. These attacks continue as I speak. This conflict started March 13th, 2005 when the dictator of Sortapundit threatened our neighbor, basil’s blog. basil's blog is a member of the Alliance has been attacked; its author brutalized and threaten by Sortapundit. Four days ago, Sortapundit started this declared war against basil's blog, today, the battle has been joined.
As we wait for approval of the official declaration of war from our benevolent leader, the Great Frank J. (worship him), a police action in the blogosphere is a necessary evil that cannot be taken lightly by anyone involved, especially the strip clubs in Ohio with Midget Strippers.
While the world waited, Sortapundit
systematically attacked,
pillaged, and plundered a little
blog no threat to his own.
_______________
Initial reports from basil’s blog and GOP and the City are that our operations are proceeding according to plan. New groups are joining the fight on a daily basis, The Niggas at DFNCTSC are just one of the many groups to side with us, the people at Gizoogle are in charge of supplies. The plans of the attack have been discussed over a secure line disguised as Paris Hilton’s Phone Number. Our objectives are clear: Sortapundit will end his attacks and speak American English. The search engine dominance of basil’s blog will be restored to its rightful place, and basil will once again be free.
Sortapundit will eventually comply with all relevant Alliance resolutions, and then, when peace is restored, it is our hope that Sortapundit will live as a peaceful and cooperative member of the family of blogs, thus enhancing the security and stability of the Blogosphere.
Some may ask, why act now? Why not wait? The answer is clear. The blogosphere could wait no longer. Sanctions showed no signs of accomplishing their objective; Jamie Lynn Spears naked and cold is loosing hope. We and our allies concluded that sanctions alone would not force Sortapundit from his goal of search engine dominance.
While the world waited, Sortapundit systematically attacked, pillaged, and plundered a little blog no threat to his own. He subjected the readers of basil’s blog to unspeakable atrocities, and among those, showed them pictures of midget strippers.
While the blogosphere waited, Sortapundit sought to dominate search engines. And while the blogosphere talked peace and withdrawal, Sortapundit dug in and moved massive hyperlinks into his blog.
While the blogosphere waited, Sortapundit stalled, more damage was being done to the fragile search results of the Third World Blogs, the emerging search engines of Eastern Europe, to the entire world, including to our own search engines.
While the blogosphere waited, Sortapundit met every overture of peace with open contempt.
While the blogosphere prayed for peace, Sortapundit prepared for war.
This is an historic moment. We have before us the opportunity to forge for ourselves and for future generations a new world order, a blogosphere where the rule of law, not the law of the jungle, governs the conduct of blogs.
When we are successful, and we will be, we have a real chance at this new blogosphere order, an order in which a credible blog can use its peace-keeping role to fulfill the promise and vision of the Alliance’s founders.
We have no argument with the readers of Sortapundit. Indeed, for the innocents caught in this conflict, I pray for their safety.
Our goal is not the conquest of Sortapundit, okay well i guess it is, but it is also the liberation of basil’s blog. It is my hope that somehow the Sortapundit's readers can, even now, convince their dictator that he must lay down his arms, leave basil’s blog alone, and let Sortapundit itself rejoin the family of peace-loving blogs.
Thomas Paine wrote many years ago: "These are the times that try men's souls." Those well-known words are so very true today. But even as bloggers of the multi-blog forces attack Sortapundit, I prefer to think of peace, not war. I am convinced not only that we will prevail, but that out of the horror of combat will come the recognition that no blog can stand against the Alliance.
Oh for those unsure how the fight started Sortapundit declared war and claimed he would overtake basil's blog in the following google searches:
- Gizoogle
- Paris Hilton's cell phone number
- The Niggas at DFNCTSC
- Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
- Girls big tit
- Free big tit sites
- Jamie Lynn Spears naked
- Gizoogle
- Paris Hilton's cell phone number
- The Niggas at DFNCTSC
- Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
- Girls big tit
- Free big tit sites
- Jamie Lynn Spears naked
- Gizoogle
- Paris Hilton's cell phone number
- The Niggas at DFNCTSC
- Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
- Girls big tit
- Free big tit sites
- Jamie Lynn Spears naked
