Men vs. Women

Christina over at Feisty Repartee has posted about what women want. She went on to explain the qualities that she finds important: Teeth, good sense of humor, easy smile, confident and self-assured in his own skin to give me a good run for my money, respectful, and knows his away around the kitchen.

Well I figured it was time for a self evaluation anyhoo so here goes:

Teeth: I still have all of them(except for the six wisdom teeth I had removed), I had a couple fall out but I keep them in my pocket, that counts right?
I brush my teeth at least twice a day and try to remember to floss after most meals.

Good Sense of Humor: I like to think I have a decent sense of humor. In the house & family I grew up in if you didn't have a sense of humor you'd be in trouble. I'm able to laugh at myself & my own stupidity (My burning sensation post is a prime example of this).

Easy Smile: I think I get points for this. Some people have said I have a good smile; but then again some people also said John Kerry would make a good President. Hmm, time to think about this one. I do like to smile, especially at work, just because it makes people wonder what I've done now.

Confident and Self-Assured enough in his own skin to give me a good run for my money: Me Confident? I've been called pretentious & pretentious. So I guess I could be overly confident at times. Now this whole running bit, I'm not to sure about that, but if the money's high enough I guess I could run; plus I'm all about chasing women.

Respectful: I was raised with a southern upbringing so I like to think I'm respectful. I normally remember to say Sir, Ma'am, Thank You, etc.. even if someone is younger than me. I show respect to my elders, trying hard not to talk back, unless they're hippies or liberals then I can't help but correct them. I don't yell or direct profanities at people often (when I do they deserve it).

Knows his way around the Kitchen: I can and like to cook and eat. My wife and I come pretty close to splitting the cooking duties around the house. Oh and I bake too.

Reviewing this means that I have the some of the qualities that at two women (Christina and Oddybobo in Christina's comments) hopefully three since I'm married, find desirable. Yay me.

Reading this just further backs up my feelings that women are extremely complex and know pretty much what they're looking for; which is a good thing considering men are simpletons.

Men are pretty simple when I comes to what they're looking for.
I did a quick poll at my place of work among the men I got the same answer.

Beer & Boobs. Well some may not be looking for the beer part, but definitely Boobs. Some pickier men may also want a woman with a nice behind.

Yes I am a Sexist Pig, thank you for noticing.