Please be supportive!

Figured I'd pass this one along:
Today is the international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a friend who's a little bit slow, as I have just done.

Keep trying.

Hang in there you are doing great.

You are special.

Update: For some reason the people I e-mailed this to weren't big fans of it. Not sure I understand why though.
Update #2: The boss said if I send him another e-mail like the one above I'm fired. I said, well I don't have another e-mail like the one I just sent; can I just send it to you again?