For the man who has everything, except a headache

A company has finally created a virtual girlfriend. All the costs, none of the benefits; they're calling it The Marriage Simulator.

For a monthly fee, not including the airtime costs paid to cell phone operators, 3G cell phone users can talk to Vivienne any time, buy her virtual gifts, marry her in a virtual ceremony and even get a virtual mother-in-law.

I’ve never claimed to be the most normal person in the world but this is pushing it, even for me. I just don’t get it, why are you gonna pay to get have someone telling you what to do.
The top ten reasons for having a virtual girlfriend:

• You don't have to pay for dinner.
• The love of your life is just a subscription away.
• Maybe they've invented a mother-in-law that isn't crazy.
• No alimony payments (as of right now).
• Worry free breakups; you just quit paying the bill.
• More time for on-line gaming.
• Your orders a just a phone call away.
• You can practice all the pickup lines you've been saving for the past 5 years (Boy your processor must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night).
• You can finally have multiple girlfriends, they might not be real, but you can't keep a player down can you?
• No physical danger when you snap and answer yes to the dress making her ass look fat.