Who I'm not.

As basil pointed out in the real me after bloggers brought down Dan Rather and Eason Jordan they've started to turn on each other. Catallarchy discovered that Libertarian Girl actually has a dangling participle, Wizbang has the pictorial proof she's a russian bride. In light of the recent events I felt it may be best for me to clarify a couple of things.

To start of with the picture of the Goldfish up in the top left corner of this site isn't me; I'm actually a guppy, but I'm in a government witness protection program. So please understand why I can't post an actual picture.

Also fo those of you that have been chatting with me on yahoo & aol under with my screen name of QT_14YO_Girl. Well, I'm sorry. My name may have led you to believe I'm a cute 14 year old girl but I'm not. I'm also hoping the people with screen names of boxer_chic, ted_the_drunk and flip_flop_man will all leave me alone. I would like to thank you for the invitations to Massachusetts and California, but I don't think my wife will let me travel that far without her.

I'm not sure what they want me to do with a case of baby oil, a shower curtain and the french maid outfit they sent me; but whatever they have in mind it isn't gonna happen (by the way for any future gifts I'm a size 10, not a 2).

My hope is that by coming forward and admitting my mistakes now my fellow bloggers won't seek my resignation.