I’ve got some Ocean front property in ..

President Bush was recently heard singing the following song in the tune of George Strait’s Ocean Front Property:

I’ve got some ocean front property in Afghanistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan-proper, Azerbaijan-Naxcivan exclave, Iraq, Pakistan, Turkey and Turkmenistan.
From my Desert Hutch you can see the greatly extended Persian Sea.
I’ve got some ocean front property in Afghanistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan-proper, Azerbaijan-Naxcivan exclave, Iraq, Pakistan, Turkey and Turkmenistan.
Those silly Iranian towel heads should have never messed with me.

The latest map of the Persian Sea explains why.

For those of you who are geographically challenged, Iran isn’t there anymore.