Them boys are mean
I was shocked and appalled to learn that The Naked Villains have gathered at the Smallholder's Farm to celebreate the Christening of the Wee Smallholder. What an odd reason to celebrate and just how mean and sadistic can a group of grown men be?
I am truly concerned about our society when a group of families comes together to celebrate someone breaking a bottle of Champaign over a child's head.
You're all sick and mean.
update: Nevermind what I just said, mrs. phin just informed me that the Christening of a child does not involve the breaking of a Champaign bottle over the brow of a child.
A nautical-style christening would be an excellent reason for "Why Johnny Can't Read", though!
;-)
Posted by: zonker at July 10, 2005 09:16 PMWhile we didn't break bottles of champagne over anyone's head... We did drink some... Champagne that is.
Okay. The boys didn't. But some of the wives did. The boys pretty much stuck to the beer. Two cases of Newcastle Brown Ale, and 1 case of Yuengling. And that was before the party really started. It is a testament to my demi-god status that I am even able to type these words...
Posted by: The Maximum Leader at July 11, 2005 02:49 PMWe didn't break champagne bottles over anyone's head? I either had too much to drink or I was at the wrong christening . . .
Posted by: The Minister of Propaganda at July 14, 2005 12:48 AM
