Me callous???

I received an e-mail last night from somebody who'd found my humble web abode by searching for Hurricane Ophelia. After visiting for a brief timeframe (one page view) they'd seen enough.

I was then greeted by an e-mail. They wanted to know how I could make light of such an dangerous situation. How could I be so callous and make such a joke when thousands have recently been left homeless? Was I some kind of moron for not taking the situation seriously?

I started to reply back to the author. Then I figured the reply would fall on deaf ears. They'd already made up their mind and there wasn't any need in trying to convince them otherwise. Nope, that time could be better spent.

How could it be better spent? By signing them up for a daily porn blitz. Unsure of the person's sexual orientation I decided it would be best to go with a variety of material. I sure hope they enjoy the daily barrage of interracial, man on man, woman on woman, bestiality I signed them up for.

Oh and dear reader, should you stop back by, make sure your Virus Definitions and Firewall are up to date. Those porn rings you signed up for are notorious for spreading viral infections.

See I'm not callous. Vindictive, bitter, malicious, hateful, petty and mean spirited yes, but I'm definitely not callous.

Update: The request for beer wasn't so much for me as it was for the benefit of the surrounding people and areas. See when the old lady runs out of beer she starts drinking liquor. And when she drinks liquor she gets mean. And when she gets mean somebody’s gonna tote an ass whippin’ and it sure isn’t going to be me.

Update #2: The old lady just e-mailed me and said I shouldn't refer to her as the old lady anymore. If I turn up missing the CIA did it, she's in cahoots with them.