Somebody wants you, maybe

Do you enjoy writing?
Are you willing to worship phin and treat him as a deity?
Would you like to discuss a broad range of topics?
Do you wished you had gills so you could spend more quality time with phin?
Are your political leaning moderate to conservative?
Do you think phin is the greatest thing since canned peaches?
Do you have an excellent sense of humor and hard to offend?
Would you be willing to pudding wrestle before a live studio audience?
Are you interested in posting at least two days per week on an indefinite basis?
Do you enjoy a good spanking?

If you've answered yes to at least half of these questions the lovely and talented Sadie may be interested in speaking with you. She's looking for a partner in crime for Fistful of Fortnights.

I'd apply except I'm lacking in the sense of humor department. Oh she'd like somebody fairly literate also, which definitely knocks me out of the equation. That and I ignore my blogging duties enough as is.