For some reason, the comment section is not working on your post about your Mom. I am keeping ya'll in my prayers. Hope you will be able to get her and Susan's mom out soon.

And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

I LOVE that song!

...but not a real green dress, that's cruel!...

and wasn't the Elephant Man's name Joseph Merrick??

I'd buy you some Art. A Picasso or a Garfunkel.

Any band that uses Art Garfunkel as a lyric rocks.

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Well, not all chicks. But the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

A million bucks? I can sell you a llama for 2 cartons of Luckies and a Popular Mechanics. He's a bit fussy, though....