I could have been a contender!

I'm a bit disheveled, frantic as Francis might say as he sashays across the room.

Just like Steve, I could have been a contender in the Blogger Babe competition, 'cept my invitation entry form picture got lost in the mail.

My esteemed colleague noticed how upset we were at being left out and tried to console us, she's such a sweetheart. I can't help but feel must have been my trembling voice keystrokes that gave me away.

What do you expect after sobbing for hours when you realize you aren't in the running for King of Cotillion.

As an aside I'd have never chosen that picture of me since it makes my cheeks look a bit chubby. I prefer this pic:

Where I'm modeling my favorite gimp mask.