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Healthy fascinations

I mentioned a while back that I have a fascination with one of the few delicacies Southern California has to offer. What I'm referring to of course are the fish tacos available from the street vendors in San Diego (I won't be headed to TJ on this trip).

I'm, for better or worse, headed out to the left coast in a couple of weeks. So whilst I'm out there you can best bet I'll be getting my Fix.

I'll of course be bringing an interpreter with me so I can find out the recipe for the ranch-type dressing the Fish Tacos are served with. If that doesn't work I'll just kidnap one of the vendors and ship her home in my luggage. I could use an extra hand around the house anyhoo.

I'm sure with the missus, being in her delicate state or impregnated up as some folks say, would be all for a nice 18 Latino girl to help out around the house. 'specially if she's young enough to train (18 or 19) and tastefully clothed in a French maid outfit.

Maybe the MoP will be back from his recent hiatus while I'm traipsing about Southern California so I convert him from his evil ways of liberalism over a couple of adult beverages.

Posted by phineas g. at 03:25 PM on November 02, 2005 | TrackBack
Comments

18 year old Latino girl, French Maid outfit...?

Man Phin, you do like to live dangerously...

I mean, I agree with you, but I'm single and there's no hormonally charged wife that can beat me to death while I sleep.

Posted by: WB at November 2, 2005 11:45 PM

May I stow away in your luggage? Please?

Posted by: Theresa at November 3, 2005 09:37 AM

uh... a fish taco... Excuse me I need to go rinse the taste of bile out of my mouth.

As for the latino girl in the french maid outfit... I'll get back to you on that in in 4 hours. :)

Posted by: Contagion at November 3, 2005 01:16 PM

Suicidal, man! You are definitely on the edge! Fish tacos from street vendors is dangerous, but the rest of it is absolutely begging to be murdered in your sleep!

Posted by: Dave at November 3, 2005 05:37 PM

I know one who enjoys the french maid style that I could ship you. ^_^

Posted by: The Ganoosh at November 3, 2005 08:54 PM

No way, fish tacos from street vendors are the best! They remain in the top five reasons for me not to move out of San Diego...

Posted by: Josh at November 3, 2005 11:41 PM

I think you'll have better luck training the MoP to wear the French Maid's outfit.

He doesn't look very cute dressed up in lingerie, but he is eager to please. Or so the Maximum Leader tells me.

Posted by: Smallholder at November 4, 2005 04:19 PM