Repent, the end is near

Via Madam Sadie we learn that I'm guilty of several of the Seven Bloggy Sins.

1. Using Blog Hosting Services.
Sorta kinda, but not really. The MuNuvain collective is a bit more than a blog hosting service. Why you may ask, because we've got Cheetos and Peanut Butter M&Ms.

2. Ignoring Basic Design and Accessibility Rules
Yep. I likes the way my humble home on the blogidohexiweb looks. Sorry if it doesn't conform to yer standards.

3. Lacking a Topical Focus
What is this topical focus you speak of? I had a rash one time that I treated with a topical ointment, is it anything like that?

4. Infrequent Posting
I'm semi-regular. Almost daily. Maybe I should think about increasing my fiber intake?

5. Writing Poorly
Who the hell promoted you to King O' England and master of the engrish rangrage?

6. Spamming via Trackback and Theft of Content
I though everybody liked spam. I prefer mine fried, topped with a fried egg, mayo and cheese.

7. Failing to Establish Personality
I'm pretty sure I've established multiple personalities, it's just nobody likes three of them.

I've see the error in my ways and I'm willing to repent, just let me know what I've gotta do. Really I'll do anything to get back in y'alls good graces.

Well almost anything. I fell for that peanut butter trick last time and it ain't happening again.