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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

From the virtual mail box:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and got laid a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Posted by phineas g. at 02:57 PM on December 19, 2005 | TrackBack
Comments

Um. Yeah.

Posted by: Sadie at December 19, 2005 03:48 PM

heh heh. why does this amuse me so much?

Posted by: amelie at December 19, 2005 06:18 PM

And he died a lonely, crabby old man without clean underwear.

Posted by: Theresa at December 19, 2005 07:56 PM

Hehe! Good Story!

(Havin' a bad pregnant wife day eh?)

Posted by: Wizard at December 19, 2005 08:31 PM

Oooh good one, Theresa.

;-)

Posted by: Sadie at December 19, 2005 09:25 PM

Hm..I'm married and I still get to do all of those things.

Wotta woman I got.

Posted by: Vinnie at December 20, 2005 05:57 AM

*snicker* sometimes.... just sometimes.

Posted by: Contagion at December 20, 2005 08:38 AM

I still do all those things, too. Just don't let my wife find out.

Posted by: Dash at December 20, 2005 09:37 AM