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Gremlins

Evidently the arrival of phin jr. has been preceded by the arrival of several gremlins. The little SOBs have taken to hiding items of great importance to both me and the missus. From car keys to cell phones to pots. You read it right, cookware has gone missing and neither of us have any idea as to where the hell it's gone.

This serves as notice to the mischievous little thieving bastages now occupying our home. I'm on to your game, it's just a matter of time until I catch up to you and when I do may god have mercy on your soul, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

Posted by phineas g. at 10:44 PM on January 03, 2006 | TrackBack
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At night the baby is sneaking out and taking them back to the belly with him. I think maybe he is setting up house in there.

Posted by: silk at January 4, 2006 05:17 AM

OMG Silk! LOL!

Really? You're missing pots too? Beyond the usual 'who else has a key', have you checked the attic for your gremlin?

Posted by: Theresa at January 4, 2006 05:53 AM

The keys are on the rack by the back door, the cell is on the couch - probably fell between the cushions, and the pot is in the cabinet under the sink.

By the way - your comment info remembererer is busted again.

Posted by: Jim at January 4, 2006 06:08 AM

You have fairies. Gremlins break things, fairies hide them. C'mon man, I have a higher expectation of accuracy from you. :)

Posted by: Contagion at January 4, 2006 08:40 AM

DH would like you to interrogate the bastards as to the location of his sunglasses and socks before you murder them.

As for myself, I'd like you to ask them if their underpants cousins have figured out Step #2 yet.

Posted by: caltechgirl at January 4, 2006 04:05 PM