Potty Training Made Easy

Via Amazon: Scare the crap out of your family and friends with the Toilet Monster! Halloween isn't the only time for scary fun! Painted, rubberized Toilet Monster easily attaches or detaches to your toilet seat in seconds with 8 built-in suction cubs. It's nearly impossible to tell it's there under the lid, waiting to shock your unsuspecting victim!...

I think I'll purchase couple of these when the time comes; they really ought to help with junior's potty training.

Posted by phineas g. at 02:17 PM on January 06, 2006 | TrackBack

Or you may just end up cleaning the crap out of Junior's britches. Just sayin', is all...

Posted by: Josh at January 6, 2006 02:50 PM

Oh my. Six of us share one toilet here, and often times there are organic monsters sitting in said toilet for mom or dad to discover and flush. I would LOVE to get this toilet monster, and tell the girls that's what happens when they don't flush.

Posted by: Theresa at January 6, 2006 04:18 PM

Someone had Mexican food!

Posted by: WitNit at January 6, 2006 06:40 PM

I haven't seen anything like that since I had that bought of dysentery 10 years ago.

Posted by: Contagion at January 6, 2006 10:13 PM

If I ever get my house rebuilt from Hurricane Ivan, I simply must have one of these.

Oh by the way, I'm going to go ahead and hot-link to your picture, ok? I don't want to use any of my bandwidth.


Posted by: WB at January 7, 2006 12:41 AM

Or Junior may never poop again. Just sayin'...

Posted by: GroovyVic at January 7, 2006 08:57 AM

Hmmm. This reminds me of the "Who wants to die?" Elmo at Sondra K's place.

Wouldn't that induce a lifetime of chronic constipation?

Posted by: sadie at January 7, 2006 12:50 PM

That's almost as bad as toilet-training at gunpoint! (Also why babies have mommies AND daddies.)


Posted by: Margi at January 9, 2006 12:27 AM

I have to have it. A must have. Forget the kids, I want to spring it on my wife. Maybe in the middle of the night. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: RP at January 9, 2006 09:51 AM

Heheheh... I bought a couple of those, a couple of years back.

I can still hear the shrieks...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 10, 2006 03:50 PM