Cold hearted

Do you ever get the feeling that your life just isn't complete? Like there's something else out there, something better, with purpose calling you. If you could just shed the daily work routine that "the man" is forcing you to keep your life would once again have meaning. Yeah, me too.

These feeling have been getting stronger over the past several months. At first I figured it was boredom, hell I've been at my current place of employment for almost ten years. Then I figured it might be an early mid-life crisis. So a while back I sat down with the missus and talked to her about wanting to make a change. How if I could just pursue a different career that I was sure my life would once again have purpose.

Well evidently she's been talking to The Mind Fuhrer because my request to open an interpretive dance studio was dismissed with extreme prejudice in a fit of laughter, with no regard for my feelings. Between her fits of laughter and gasps for air she mumbled something about me being "too white" and that I had all the rhythm and grace of and epileptic opossum, mid seizure.

She's cold hearted folks; she just took my hopes and dreams and crushed them.

Posted by phineas g. at 04:15 PM on January 16, 2006 | TrackBack

Hey I had nothing to do with that1

Though I must admit, that is one ingenius idea.

Posted by: sadie at January 16, 2006 04:22 PM

There's only one way for us to know for sure. You'll need to do a video podcast so we can check out your stylin' moves.

Electric Boogaloo, Part IV: Fins of Fury

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2006 04:27 PM

Like Jim said, we need a video of some of your intrepretive dance routines. Then we'll know for sure.

Posted by: seawitch at January 16, 2006 04:31 PM

Well, without video, we can't possibly give you our humble opinions. Personally, I've never seen an epileptic opossum in mid seizure, so that would be kinda cool.

Posted by: Theresa at January 16, 2006 09:04 PM

Oooh ooh ooh thought.

You can be the new "Daily Dancer" dude. Actually, you're better looking than that guy, so I say go for it!

Posted by: Sadie at January 17, 2006 01:24 AM

Better looking? Really? Huh. Ok, so share pics too!

Posted by: Theresa at January 17, 2006 10:16 AM

Daily Dancer Guy! ME LOVES IT!

Posted by: Margi at January 17, 2006 11:56 AM

With my mad dancin' skills I'd make the Daily Dancer look like Fred Astaire.

Posted by: phin at January 17, 2006 12:59 PM


Posted by: Sadie at January 17, 2006 02:22 PM

Hey, you didn't even tell them you are like triple-jointed yet.

They just don't understand your mad skillz.

Posted by: Confederate Yankee at January 17, 2006 09:55 PM