Ya learn something new every day

As a perpetual student I strive to learn something new everyday. Somedays, I'm a bit more successful than others. Today however, I've stumbled upon the holy grail, a bit of information that no man should go through life without knowing.

It all started when the Straight White Guy decided to post about Ms. Marilyn Monroe.

Life being unfair I couldn't gawk at Ms. Monroe on the picture tube, so I settled for the next best thing, an interweb search.

During that interweb search I found NNDB. In their own words:

NNDB is an intelligence aggregator that tracks the activities of people we have determined to be noteworthy, both living and dead. Superficially, it seems much like a "Who's Who" where a noted person's curriculum vitae is available (the usual information such as date of birth, a biography, and other essential facts.)


Getting back to the subject at hand, per say, I stumbled upon Ms. Monroe's page on NNDB, with the following little tidbits of information:
Marilyn Monroe
AKA Norma Jeane Mortensen

Born: 1-Jun-1926
Birthplace: Los Angeles General Hospital, Los Angeles CA
Died: 5-Aug-1962
Location of death: 12305 Fifth Helena Dr., Brentwood CA
Cause of death: Suicide
Remains: Buried, Westwood Village Memorial Park, Los Angeles, CA

Gender: Female
Religion: Jewish
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Actor, Model

Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Some Like It Hot

Father: Martin Edward Mortensen (Norwegian)
Mother: (American)
Husband: James Dougherty (m. 19-Jun-1942, div. 13-Sep-1946, d. 15-Aug-2005)
Husband: Joe DiMaggio (m. 14-Jan-1954, div. 27-Oct-1954)
Husband: Arthur Miller (m. 29-Jun-1956, div. 24-Jan-1961)
Slept with: Robert F. Kennedy
Slept with: John F. Kennedy
Slept with: Joan Crawford (unproven)
Boyfriend: Jorge Guinle (d. 2004)

Allegedly revealed to her therapist about a proposed tryst with Joan Crawford: "I told her straight out I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman. After I turned her down, she became spiteful."
Wait just one second.
I told her straight out I didn't much enjoy doing it with a woman. After I turned her down, she became spiteful.

That would mean, at least one role in the hay with another woman right?

As so many have said before.
There's bad gay and there's good gay.

This example definitely good.

Posted by phineas g. at 12:25 PM on January 18, 2006 | TrackBack
Comments

I am not saying a word.

Posted by: Theresa at January 18, 2006 01:25 PM

I'm thinking that I might be able to suffer through viewing that...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 18, 2006 05:34 PM

... screw the lesbians, you should have seen her draped out of that porthole...

Posted by: Eric at January 18, 2006 08:08 PM

I believe she turned Joan down for a second date, is what that comment referred to. And I'm down with the porthole scene. Hedgehog!

Posted by: Velociman at January 18, 2006 09:54 PM

That just sounds like art to me.

Posted by: Contagion at January 19, 2006 08:53 AM