Killin' Kittens

At Confederate Yankee, my older and sometimes wiser brother's blog, the following comment was left:

...would any of you withdraw your support for Mr. Bush if he killed a kitten with a carpenter's hammer?

Now I'm not sure why it struck me as funny, hell I've been laughing about it for a good while now. I'm not real sure if it's the assinine nature of the question or the thought of President Bush playing Wack-A-Mole with moving targets, either way, I'm amused. Now don't get me wrong, I like cats, they taste just like chicken, but what the hell has killing kittens got to do with running a country and keeping me safe from terrorists? I mean it's pretty obvious that boinking fatgirls in the oval office doesn't accomplish much so why not sacrifice a few warm fuzzies in the name of homeland defense?

Really when you think about the number of kittens being smited on a daily basis due to hormone riddle teens:

What are a few more to ensure the happiness of our beloved Kommander In Chief and for goodness sake, THINK ABOUT THE KITTENS!

From the comments: Recommended listening the Kitten Song by Stephen Lynch.