« Sammich Bloggin' | Main | Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting Week Four »

I quit

I'm done.

My work here is complete.

All played out.

Finished.

Fed Up.

Game Over.

Kaput.

Defunct.

Sincerely,


Your Stapler


Piece of crap, it's only ten years old and it's giving up the ghost.
WTF is wrong with Swingline when they can't make a stapler that'll last longer than ten years?

They took my stapler.

Posted by phineas g. at 02:10 PM on February 10, 2006 | TrackBack
Comments

You must be crushed, despondent, horrified, lonely. You have my sympathies.

Posted by: Theresa at February 10, 2006 02:18 PM

Don't burn the building down...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at February 10, 2006 02:52 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rob Smith tried that bullshit before, too. Get over it, Phish-Boy.

Posted by: Elisson at February 10, 2006 03:21 PM

And now that I've read the extended entry, don't I feel like a total dick.

Staplers? We don't need no steekeen staples. We use da honkin' Binder Clips. Massive, and much more annoying.

Posted by: Elisson at February 10, 2006 03:43 PM

Time to watch Office Space!!

Posted by: Sissy at February 11, 2006 12:34 AM