Man Boobages

It appears a certain Seekrit Agent hath set a plan into motion. A plan so dastardly and devious only someone as brilliant as the Mind Fuhrer herself could think it up and put it into motion.

The plan: To direct unsuspecting interweb searchers over to my humble home on the bloggeridoheigon when they search for Man Boobies.

Now I'm not real fond of man boobies myself. Some folks may like them, personally I prefer my athletic build with just the pert nipples projecting when it's a tad bit on the chilly side, but I digress before I cross the TMI line.

Her latest victim, some poor sap searching for Why do I have Man Boobs.

Now I can't speak with one-hundred percent certainty, but I'd be willing to be dear interweb searcher. That if you'll set down that bag of Cheetos you'll notice an orangish shading of your penile area as well. We'll just chalk that up as one of life's little mysteries.

As to why you've got man boobage, best guess would be you've spent one too many days mashing the buttons on your Nofriendo instead of out playing a healthy game of laser tag. Or perhaps you've snacked on one too many twinkies after a late night bong hit. Either way you're in trouble. The perky boobage can only be tamed. 'tis best you purchase a training bra to keep the girls under wraps, so to speak, lest your buddies try to go all "Brokeback Dungeon Master" on your pudgy ass.