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Snippets from a random e-mail conversation

phin: So how do you like your coffee? I like my coffee like I like my women.

Theresa: I am so afraid to answer that question. HOW do you like your women and your coffee?

phin: You know it kind of depends on my mood.
        Some days it's black and strong.
        Other days it's hot and wet.
        But most days it's ground up and in the freezer.

Posted by phineas g. at 11:03 PM on February 16, 2006 | TrackBack
Comments

I stole this line from a comedian somewhere/sometime. . .

I like my coffee like I like my men: BITTER AND MURKY.

Aheh.

Posted by: Margi at February 17, 2006 02:33 AM

And here I was silly enough to give an honest answer...

Posted by: Theresa at February 17, 2006 05:46 AM

I've been laughing about this all day. I've even shared it with three other people who have all guffawed.

Posted by: RP at February 17, 2006 02:15 PM

I like my men just like my coffee. Straight.

Posted by: Sadie at February 17, 2006 03:39 PM

Yeah, I think I've heard that befor, not sure where. Still made me laugh tho'.

Posted by: Oorgo at February 17, 2006 06:15 PM

Apparently you can buy this on a t-shirt.

http://www.oldglory.com/lp/product/~product_id=017783SLTS/?atc=sp_yahoo

Posted by: Oorgo at February 17, 2006 06:17 PM

Like my women: Old, black and bitter.

Posted by: Scott at February 17, 2006 07:00 PM

Eddie Izzard bit?

I like my women like I like my coffee! Hot and black and...with a spoon in them.

Posted by: Josh at February 22, 2006 03:37 AM