Phinlet Watch Day (Sorry I ran out of appendages to count) + 1

He still ain't here yet.

But for my physical and mental well being I'm hoping that he'll make an appearance soon.

Have I ever mentioned that a glancing shot to the man berries is no way at all to wake up in the middle of the night? The missus is claiming innocence, I'm leaning towards believing her since her aim can't be that good, plus she wasn't giggling like a school girl as I jumped out of bed wondering why the boys had been assaulted.

She did however remember slapping me in the chest around 3:30am, her excuse "I though you'd already gotten up", that's her story and she's sticking to it. Who knew that sleeping was a full contact activity?

I'm wearing a cup and helmet to bed tonight.