And the winner ...

for best description of collegiate admissions offers goes to:

The Hatemonger's Quarterly with this beauty:

After all, we, the crack young staff of "The Hatemonger’s Quarterly",have always considered college admissions officers slightly below crack whores and pirates on the official evil scale.

Fitting description for the Director of Admissions at the University of which I'm alumni. I still hope his crotch gets infested by the fleas of a thousand camels.

Posted by phineas g. at 11:34 AM on March 27, 2006 | TrackBack

Can I borrow that crotch and fleas line? It's so descriptive I shudder just thinking about it.

Posted by: Theresa at March 27, 2006 01:33 PM

To finish the curse "and may his arms be too short to scratch."

Posted by: grayghost at March 28, 2006 11:11 AM