You gots no soul...

But you could have bought one on taobao.com (China's version of eBay).

Via Reuters:

A man in his late 20s in Jiaxing, a city near Shanghai, has attempted to sell his soul on Taobao, China's top online auction site, attracting bids from some 58 soul-searching buyers before the posting was pulled.

Mabye eBay will let him sell it, hell it could be a new market for them. Then you really could get IT on eBay.