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Somedays

It's days like today that make me want to smear potted meat all over my oh so masculine body and walk through the halls of work singing show tunes.

Not that it'd be very different from any other day, except for the show tunes bit, 'cause normally I belt out stunning renditions from the Day's Top 40 list.

Posted by phineas g. at 07:21 PM on May 16, 2006 | TrackBack
Comments

Okay, really...I'd like to see that!

Posted by: WitNit at May 16, 2006 06:37 PM

Oh my eyes! My eyes!

Posted by: bobgirrl at May 16, 2006 10:45 PM

Have you been spending too much time out in the sun gawking at all the lovely ladies? Smearing potted meat on your masculine bod? Heh. That I would have to see...

Posted by: Theresa at May 17, 2006 02:12 PM