Of evil and idiots

Apparently these guys haven't talked to Doktor Evil about vaporizing a planet.

Gary Peterson of San Diego State University, the strength of the gravitational field that Mars's mass creates would render even this colossal effort a failure. "You could have the biggest explosion possible, one that would tear the planet apart, but the pieces of rock would just clump right back together again"

Just wait until these guys get a look-see at what my "laser" can do. It's mounted on a satellite I like to call a "Death Star"

"Why must i be surrounded by fricken idiots?"*

While we're on the subject of evil and idiots.
Google's co-founder Sergey Brin admitted that google had "compromised its principles by accommodating Chinese censorship demands". Because in his, and his investors, eyes, censored and altered googlishous fun is better than no googlishous fun at all.

Maybe Google is just trying to transition us into a time when we can all gather around the campfire, sing happy feel good songs and wash away the world's troubles with a group hug. I mean what else could you expect from a company with a corporate motto of don't be evil.

Maybe he should tell this to people butchered in Tianamen Square. Forget about the Tanks, there were never any tanks in Tianamen Square¹.

Whist we're burning the conspiracy theory candles. When you run the g-mail spell check it suggest Cinnamon as an alternative to Tianamen. Damned commies are trying to erase it all together. Maybe they just want it to smell pretty too.

On to Google's technological advancement front. If you're ready to work with ten year old technology Google has just the spreadsheet for you. If you're looking for a replacement for Microsoft's Office Suite Open Office is way ahead of the other MS Orifice competitors.

1) Inspiration from INDC Bill's post.