phin's blog: All Torture All the Time

Really if our creator, no matter who you believe in Allah, Buddha, Mr. Hanky, was against torture she'd have never come up with the concept of synchronized menstrual cycles.

Really stop and think about it. You take a group of semi-sane women, with "cycles" that are spaced out so you've only got to deal with so much crazy at any particular point in time, move them into a centralized location and a metamorphosis takes place. The heavens start to shift, the moon comes into perfect alignment and you'd damn well put the toilet seat down mister, 'cause if her dainty little ass gets wet (like it'll ever fit) you'll find your 'nads on the receiving end of a mouse trap.

It is men with multiple daughters that I feel for. Often times these men are the only source of testosterone in their household and eventually the henpecking can become too great for even the strongest willed men. Broken and battered they can only hope that one day some poor unsuspecting bastard lucky guy will marry his daughter and be rid of one set of raging hormones once and for all they'll live happily ever after.

So don't anybody try to feed me this peace on earth good will to men crap, I ain't buying it.

Now if you need me the great equalizer (aka the phinlet) and I will be in hiding until he comes of age and can strike down hormonal women tyranny with a great vengeance.