Busted

Now this ain't happened to me, but you know, I'm sure it's happened.

So there I wasn't standing in a line at the grocery when I didn't spot a really cute girl and by cute I mean smokin' hot.

You know if I hadn't been there I'd have seen her, but I wasn't there, honest.

While I wasn't standing in line I wasn't checking her out from head to toe. She'd have been wearing shorty terry cloth shorts and a tank top to help fight off the summer heat, if I had been there to check her out that is. Probably on her way home from the gym as the sweat tank top was still clinging ever so closely. At least that's how I'd have imagined it.

While I wasn't there and most definitely wasn't checking her out she didn't catch me gawking at her with my mouth wide open and tongue hanging out. I imagine it sure would have been all kinds of awkward for her watching as I couldn't look away and managed to miss the conveyer belt all together. Man that'd be horrible sure am glad it didn't happen to me and I'm really damn happy that the missus wasn't there to see it happen.

Now where are those chainmail underpants I ordered express mail anyhow?