Feral cat hunting tips

Always remember it's safety first.

PETA has started supplying Feral Cats with small firearms, so all feral cats should be considered armed and dangerous.

Feral Cat Hunting Tip #1: Always use a high powered rifle that had a greater range than your typical pistol. Sure it may be fun to get up close and personal when you're about to bust a cap in fluffy's ass, but what happens when you run across a cat like this one?


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You must exercise extreme caution. PETA has started arming small bands of Feral cats with Chain Guns also. These groups can typically be heard before they're seen since they like to use other furry woodland creatures as target practice.

Feral Hunting Tip #2: Shoot the cat with their paw on the trigger first. Feral Cats are agile hunters / killers. If you don't target the trigger cat first, they may swing the gun around and well then you're nothing but another statistic.


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Update: Submitted to Carnival of the Cats

Posted by phineas g. at 02:23 PM on April 15, 2005
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