Whose your daddy now Sortapundit?

The first barrage of attacks unleashed on Sortapundit have been successful. No longer is Sortapundit the master of his Domain, the Shock and Awe strategy planned by basil has worked beautifully. Yet even with a successful first round of attacks, never before in history has so much hope for so many people been gathered together in a single group of bloggers. Your deliberations and decisions during these somber days have already realized part of those hopes.

But the great tests and the great accomplishments still lie ahead. I would like to assure you that we will remain steadfast in its support of basil’s blog. This we shall do in the conviction that basil will provide a great share of the wisdom of the courage and the faith which can bring to this blogosphere lasting search results for: Gizoogle, Paris Hilton's cell phone number, The Niggas at DFNCTSC, Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers, Girls big tit, Free big tit sites and Jamie Lynn Spears naked.

Clearly, it would not be fitting for me to take this occasion to present to you a unilateral blog war report on Sortapundit. Nevertheless, I assure you that in our deliberations on that Crumpet Muncher we sought to invoke those same great concepts of seeing Jamie Lynn Spears naked and going to Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers. Neither would it be a measure of this great opportunity merely to recite, however hopefully, pious platitudes.

I know that the blogosphere shares my deep belief that if a danger exists in the world, such as a Limey Bastard with a blog, it is a danger shared by all - and equally.

But the dread secret and the fearful engines of Gizoogle’s might are not ours alone. In the first place, the secret is possessed by our friends and Allies, whose scientific genius made a tremendous contribution to our original discoveries and the search engine dominance.

The secret is also known by the Limey Bastard Sortapundit.

Sortapundit has informed us that, over recent days, he has devoted extensive resources to finding Jamie Lynn Spears naked. Oh how I long for the days when America’s preteens were able to roam free without being stalked by Sortapundit.

The coming months will be fraught with fateful decisions. In this Assembly, in the basements and studies of the world; in home offices everywhere, be they pajama clad bloggers or Jamie Lynn Spears naked, may they be the decisions which will lead this blogosphere out of fear and into peace.

To the making of these fateful decisions, I pledge before you - and therefore before the blogosphere - its determination to help solve the fearful Limey Bastard with a blog Sortapundit dilemma - to devote its entire heart and mind to find the way by which the miraculous inventiveness of man shall not be dedicated to his search engine results for Gizoogle, Paris Hilton's cell phone number, The Niggas at DFNCTSC, Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers, Girls big tit, Free big tit sites and Jamie Lynn Spears naked but by ensuring we are higher in the search engine rankings of the fearful Limey Bastard with a blog Sortapundit.

I again thank the delegates for the great honor they have done me in inviting me to appear before them and in listening to me so courteously.

Note: A majority of this article was taken from President Dwight Esinhower's Atoms for Peace Speech Given December 8, 1953.