This one's for you Sortapundit

My fellow Bloggers:

Today I wish to speak to you about a struggle which we do wage every day, a struggle we must win if we're to protect our search engine results and our way of life. At stake are search engine results essential to our blogs rankings. Protecting these rankings against Sortapundit or any other hostile Crumpet Muncher is a heavy responsibility.

Operations to protect Gizoogle are usually done quietly with little publicity. Well, lately they've been making big news. Some of you may be wondering if the large number posts in recent week means that we're looking harder or whether there are more Limey Bastards to find. Well, I think the answer to both questions is yes. The threat from Sortapundit is certainly increasing; he has taken over Google rankings for Jamie Lynn Spears Naked and Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers. The number of bloggers working with basil's blog and working against Sortapundit around the blogosphere has grown sharply in recent days.

This blog had given high priority to improving our ability to detect and counter threats from Sortapundit, especially when Paris Hilton's cell phone number is involved. We've added resources, people, and top-level attention to this task. We will not hesitate to root out and strike down anyone who tries to out search result basil's Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers. We'll let the chips fall where they may. And we've had impressive results. We are either catching up to Sortapundit or increasing our search result rankings for:

• Gizoogle
• Paris Hilton's cell phone number
• The Niggas at DFNCTSC
• Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
• Girls big tit
• Free big tit sites
• Jamie Lynn Spears naked

In the past, we've had some difficulty in readily admitting the intensity of this threat from Sortapundit. As events of recent days have made clear, Sortapundit will stop at nothing to basil's blog surpass Sortapundit in a Gizoogle search for Free big tit sites. The totality of this threat underscores just how important it is that we protect ourselves. So much depends on this: our efforts to cloth a Naked Jamie Lynn Spears and offer Free big tit sites to all 12 year old boys who seek them, our own ability to see Girls big tit and hear what The Niggas at DFNCTSC have to say is essential to the blogsphere.

We are currently seeking a broad range of reforms and improvements for the seven sacred search results of:

• Gizoogle
• Paris Hilton's cell phone number
• The Niggas at DFNCTSC
• Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
• Girls big tit
• Free big tit sites
• Jamie Lynn Spears naked

Including reducing the size of the hostile blogs that try to take over basil's search results for:

• Gizoogle
• Paris Hilton's cell phone number
• The Niggas at DFNCTSC
• Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
• Girls big tit
• Free big tit sites
• Jamie Lynn Spears naked

We are working closely with the blogosphere in addressing many of these needs. I am asking for your understanding and support this campaign as we move ahead together to win this blog war and keep the Blogosphere free, secure, and at peace.

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Note: A majority of this article was taken from President Ronald Reagan's Radio Address to the Nation on Efforts to Prevent Espionage Against the United States on November 30, 1985.

Posted by phineas g. at 03:01 PM on March 18, 2005

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