My pet troll

The past week has been a week of firsts for me.
I received my first & second Frankalanches.
I received my first link from Harvey at Bad Example, thus I'm now an annoying neighbor (Image Coming Soon).
I received my first e-mail from someone saying they appreciated my work on this site.
And I received an e-mail from my first Troll.

Her e-mail, below in its entirety, calls me things like a redneck, a sexist pig and also other things questioned my lineage.

Phin, You really are a back woods redneck, typical of someone from North Carolina. You just prove that you’re a sexist pig in your post the House of Women. How you ever managed to convince someone other than a relative to marry you is and always will be a miracle. Hopefully your site’s reader ship will dry up and you will stop posting sexist drivel that only makes you look like a stupid son of a bi***. Why don’t you crawl back under your f***ing rock and stop bothering civilized world.

Boy howdy. I’m not real sure who whizzed in her corn flakes and I think it’s pretty darned humorous that she got all riled up about a couple of jokes. If my wife hasn’t killed me for making the statements why should some bra burner be mad? Well I figured I’d address her statements here for all to see.

Well you know there’s a lot to be said for being from North Carolina, we’ve the home of NASCAR, we have the Outer Banks, the Mountains, several of the Top Medical Schools in the Country (Duke, East Carolina University and the University of North Carolina in Chappell Hill), the list goes on and on. The biggest problem is the Yankees. It’s gotten to the point I don’t mind the Damn Yankees (Yankees that come to visit and then say) it’s the visitors to the Outer Banks that think they own the entire Island that are giving you a bad name. Don’t worry I’ve already e-mailed my elected federal Employees and asked them to put a check point to keep you out.

She does have it right. I’m a redneck. I posted about it here. Now if you want to insult me call me a liberal; then well as I said earlier: I’ve never hit a lady, but I don’t have a problem punching a …

I haven’t said it before so I’ll say it now. Yup I’m sexist. I definitely feel there are certain things men can do that women can’t, of course there are also things women can do that men can’t. For example, there’s only been one case of a woman conceiving a child without the physical help of a man. That’s right if it weren’t for us there wouldn’t be any feminist around to raise hell with men for being sexist. There’s the whole writing your name in the snow while peeing too, but I’ll leave that topic open for another debate. I’d also love to see a women elected to a majority of the governmental offices, think of the money we’d save on salaries alone! Well I guess that wasn’t nice, so I apologize. I do believe if a man and woman are doing the same job then they should be paid the same amount; half of what the one person doing the job would be paid.

Whe hopes my readship dries up and goes away. What a mean thing to say. She's actually hoping the drought in certain parts of the country will spread. There is a drought and I hope it doesn’t spread to the internet; it would be horrible if the internet dried up, just terrible. Oh by the way why didn’t you provide link to your blog?

Now for calling me a S.O.B. and wishing I’d crawl back under my rock. Well I’ve always loved when someone results to name calling to prove a point, especially when it’s laced with profanities. How better to sound intelligent than to rip of a string of curse words that will distract from the fact you really don’t have a point.

Now if you’re open to a healthy debate post a comment here about why you think I’m sexist and we can discuss it. Plus she could have ended your e-mail with a hugs and kisses or love you mean it statement.

I love my pet troll, hopefully she’ll post comments where everyone can see them and I won’t have to cut and paste her e-mail here.