who the hell do i think i are
THE "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" BLOGGER QUIZ
1. Who the hell do you think you are?
I are phin, my picture may lead you to belive I’m a goldfish, but I’m not. I’m actually a guppy. I’ve got a post about it here.
2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
While my favorite phrase is “Would you like fries with that?” I don’t work at a fast food joint. The phrase really confuses my clients to confusion since I work at a vertical software company and at night I e-mail pictures of Ted Rall with farm animals to my friends (both of them).
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
No, but that isn’t stopping Ted Rall from writing pieces that appear on Yahoo.
4. Do you even read newspapers?
I used to read the paper, but it doesn’t do so well in my Aquarium. I’m hoping Aquaman will hook a brotha up and keep me updated in the happenings of the world in his daily posts at IMAO.
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
Fox is the only channel that is able to get through my Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, so no.
6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
I listen to Bob & Tom, is that talk radio? They have a talk show and it’s on the radio, so yeah I guess I listen to talk radio.
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
For the last time I’m a Guppy, not a goldfish, not a parrot a Guppy. And faxes are so passé I receive my instructions though telepathic channels, just like every other republican stool pigeon.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
We wouldn’t want them silenced and fired if they were right. It’s just that we hate stupid people and we’re hoping to keep them from breeding if they can’t find work and afford to reproduce.
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
I don’t have a passport, I’ve never really liked the cars that Honda makes, I do however own a Mitsubishi Endeavor and a Ford Ranger.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
I tried to leave my Aquarium one time but I didn’t do so well breathing air. I’m hoping to be reincarnated as a cat in my next life, I’m just hoping Frank J doesn’t pee on my head.
11. If your so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?
They’re only taking applications for mine sniffing Dolphins. When they have an opening for a Telepathic Republican Stool Pigeon Guppy I’ll be the first to enlist.
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war?
I once saw a turtle and hare fight over a carrot, does that count?
13. Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?
How the hell did you know my best friend was a Jelly Fish and no I haven’t poked him in the face; Jelly Fishes don’t have faces.
14. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
I stuck my fin in shark poo one time, it smelled icky, it kinda reminded me of Aquaman's breath.
15. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
I are phin, I are not an engrish major, but I are a telepathic, republican stool pigeon guppy.
