People for the Ethical Treatment of Dolls

In light of recent events U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan announced at a press conference today the creation today of a special task force to ensure no dolls are abused in the war against terror. The taskforce named People for the Ethical Treatment of Dolls (PET’D) will be lead by none other than Barbra Boxer. Mr. Annan feels that since she has outlived her usefulness to the American people and she may as well be of some usefulness.

After taking the microphone over Ms. Boxer announced her first priority would be to pressure the Bush Administration into creating the No Dolls Left Behind Act. She feels the Act will be able to gain support from Senator John Kerry since nobody has taken him seriously after his failed presidential run. Boxer also hopes to gain support from the Muppets and Sesame Street.