Present mood

I've debated off an on about putting one of the "My present mood is" type thingamadohickys in one of the sidebars for a while. The only problem is I haven't found a site with expressions I'd like to use.

When I woke up the words to this song were in my head and it did a pretty good job of describing the tone for today. Maybe there's one floating around that says: "My present mood is: slightly paranoid with a bit of psychosis mixed in."

If there is I sure as hell haven't been able to find it.