Clarification please

Why do the major news outlets' keep referring to the teenaged boys that have had "relations" with their hot, blonde teachers as permanently damaged?

Don't they realize that during the teen years a male would have sex with a rattlesnake given half the chance?

Let's call them what they are, lucky SOB's living out most teen's dreams.

Posted by phineas g. at 12:50 PM on October 29, 2005 | TrackBack

Yeah! What he said!

(at least they're no going blind!)

Posted by: The Wizard at October 29, 2005 04:30 PM

Hell, some of the teachers they had sex with were damn hot. I'd've smashed my left testicle with a hammer to have sex with a hot teacher when I was a teenager... well at least afterwards... okay, I would so I'd do it, but then I wouldn't follow through.

Posted by: Contagion at October 30, 2005 12:05 AM

I think your body guards are keeping me from posting...

Posted by: WB at October 30, 2005 12:51 AM

I remember those carefree days of school. But in my day, those teachers were not "players".

So is this like a new liberal "perk" for promoting a public school edjamacation? Got to do something to compete with those vouchers...

Posted by: WB at October 30, 2005 12:53 AM

Ooooh, if I could only meet my 9th grade Spanish teacher again(1968/9), back then she was a miniskirt pioneer where teachers were concerned.
Condition: She would have to look like she did then, not like she probably does now, 36 years later.

Oh, well....

Posted by: Seth at October 30, 2005 08:26 AM

Word. Seriously, Brother Phin speaks the truth.

Posted by: RP at November 1, 2005 11:09 AM