He's old...

He's just so old.

Yep my older, and sometimes wiser, brother, Confederate Yankee, is celibate.

Wait that isn't the word I'm looking for he's celebrating the one year anniversary of entry into the world of bloggering.

Well maybe he is celibate, I just don't wanna know about it, nor do I want details proving otherwise.
Asexuality folks that's were it's at, neither here nor there.