Fashionistas

Now dear readers I've been around the blogidoheiwebisdrone for a little over a year. In this time frame I've seen quite a bit, laughed a lot, shed a few tears and cringed when given too much information.

Well I've oft thought that I had kin-folk out there that I didn't know about, perhaps a twin that the 'rents sold on the black market to cover college tuition bills. I have always heard that healthy white behbehs draw a pretty good price on the black market, supply and demand I guess.

Anyhoo, I was perusing the blodgerydospiriweb yesterday and happened uponst the Straight White Guy's posterings about his purdy white legs. Now I've gots me some dazzling white legs, matches my lily white arse they do. Now this got me to thinking, there can't be that many folks out there with legs that white, hell I'm betting there be federal regulations about us being within fifty miles of each other without out legs being covered, fear of the glare bringing down satellites and interfering with communications and such.

But there's something else I noticed, something that well, just can't be learnt. It's gots to be genetics. Something so profound it's lead me to believe I've got a brother from another mother running 'round out there, and that the lives in eastern Tennessee.

Now I'm sure you're wonderin' what this trait be, well hold yer britches on I'm getting to it. But first you've gots to check out his post, be sure to study the picture, I'll wait, y'all hurry back.

Did you notice it? I'm sure you did.

A couple of fashionistas we be. See as I'm typing this post I'm sporting my Docker's Stragey Loafers (not as kick ass as his shoes, but they're airport friendly) and white socks. Hell I'm betting y'all didn't realize there were two peeps with more fashion sense in their pinky toes than the Manolo's ever dreamt of having.

If'n y'all are lucky I may even continue the shoe blogging phenomena by posting pictures later tonight.