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Below is a direct reproduction of "fan mail" that I recieved just a couple of minutes ago.

Phin,
Your a ingnorant bastard for subtly applying that real men don't watch American Idol.

You suck,
Name withheld to protect the stupid

I won't take the cheap shot of pointing out that if you're going to call somebody an ignorant bastard you should at the very least be able to spell ignorant, one to many n's there sparky. I also won't mention the poor grammar, as I ain't the bestest in the world in that category either, see.

Nope the thing that bothers me is that I didn't realize I was being subtle.

So I'm taking the high road and I hereby make this solemn pledge to you, dear reader, that I'll try a bit harder from here on out to blatantly point out the weak-kneed candy asses of the world. Starting with the "men" that squabble like school-girls over who got kicked off of American Idol Syphilis Island.