Tryin' to reason with Hurricane Season

As Tropical Depression Alberto, the first named storm of the Atlantic Hurricane season, makes it's way across my fair state today the squalls associated with it serve as a grim reminder of storms past and offer a scary outlook into what mother nature may have in store for us this year. It's June 14th, only fourteen days into the season and King George has already fired up his evil weather machine in hopes of white-washing the Southeast. Never before has any administration taken stance on ethnic cleansing and yet the Chimperor hasn't been impeached, yet being the operative word, there's still hope.

When, when I ask will the Rethuglican party wake up and realize that the Glaciers are melting and King George is creating hurricanes to kill the poor defenseless folks who've sought refuge in multi-million dollar homes along the eastern seaboard and the Atlantic Coast's waterways. Why Mr. President are you so hell bent on whipping out your evil devices to torment us? Why must you send the wind and rain and lightening, we know all to well that you're in control and have been pleading endlessly for your mercy over the past several years.

When will the NeoCons of Amerikkka wake up and realize that the coastal inhabitants of Corolla, Duck, Nags Head and countless other seaside resort towns are just trying to get by.

Many of these residents are forced to spend their summers in homes with sometimes only five bedrooms, three bathrooms and only two large screen plasma tee vee's. Many of the cable companies, obviously under Bushitler's control, have abandoned these areas and the residents are forced to subscribe to DirectTV or Dish Network. These poor people are dependant upon locals and college students to provide support services for them, bringing them meals in upscale restaurants, to deliver their organic fruits and vegetables, to clean their homes and yet they are being overlooked on a daily basis. They're crying out for help, but they're being overlooked.

How long can Amerikkka continue this trend of ignoring a subset of our population that so obviously in need? How long will we sit idly by waiting and watching as our fellow statesmen battle with the plague of Global Warming that Chimperor Bush and KKKarl Rove have brought upon us?