Time's up...

So Gabriele Pauli a hot, for a fifty year old, especially when she's in leathers, German politician is pushing a measure to give marriages a seven year term. The twice twice divorced politician told reporters:

"The basic approach is wrong ... many marriages last just because people believe they are safe. My suggestion is that marriages expire after seven years."

After that time, couples should either agree to extend their marriage or it should be automatically dissolved

Everybody knows that wimmins start to go to hell in a hand basket after seven years of marriage. They lay around on the couch drinking beer, watching football, burping, farting and making rude comments eating bon-bons as their asses expand exponentially. Maybe a term limit is what's need to provide a little inspiration for them to dust the TV, use the exercise bike for something other than a coat rack and fix me a sammich when I'm hungry.

The most tragic thing of all is that she isn't running for office in the US of A, her plan is pure brilliance. Honest it is, because giving up half your shit every seven years is a sound financial investment plan that even Warren Buffett would approve of...