Another meme

Silk decided to pass the Turd in a punchbowl meme on to me: Simply compose a four-line poem and post it on your blog. The first and third verses of the poem should read “Turd in a punchbowl.� Verses two and four may be about any subject (including turds!) but they must rhyme with each other.

I've always said I'll try just about anything once.

Turd in a punchbowl
It's not a Haiku
Turn in a punchbowl
I'd rather sniff glue

Now to pass it on.
I'll tag moehawk, he hasn't done any crappy blogging yet.
To carry on the English theme, Sortapundit.

The man should have fun with this.