Finally, a Google Search to be proud of

The problem is, my Mom discovered my blog. Okay, I told her about it. But it was over the summer, when we were writing about legitimate things---politics, global warming, the end of days blah blah blah. You know, mainstream stuff that wouldn't curl the split ends at the country club bridge game.

But now, thanks to Phin, I have a little Melissa Theuriau problem.

Fortunately, being the gracious guy that he is, Phin is giving me a Mom-free blogging platform to deal with my little, umm, problem.

Anyhoo, finally a Google #1 ranking worthy of the Christmas Letter:

Melissa Theuriau Yasser Arafat naked.

Anyhoo, Phin's on some bidness trip---something about importing "grey market fish tacos" or something---so he's left the LLamas the keys to his pad.

Always a bad idea....

Seekrit Note to Steve-O: I've got the default publish status set to draft, switching it to publish will allow my 3.275 readers to see the wondermous words you've written.