Trend setting

Me, I've got nothing here.

Zero.

But we're setting the trends of tomorrow at agentbedhead.com.

Free Steve-O

Cybering

Ace finally got around to installing Yahoo! chat, now if he could just figure out cyber-sex.

Help, help I'm being repressed...

...and for the record, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The ups and downs of a free market society

The downside: Thailand has a shortage of yellow shirts.

The upside: the market for well worn tighty, previously, whiteys is one the rise. Teenaged boys everywhere 'ought cashing in, hopefullly they'll remember to ship their goods with the simple instructions: Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Words to live by

Being cynical it's not often that I find a series of words that hit home. That make sense and explain what the trials and tribulations of our daily lives are about. The Straight White Guy penned those words today:

.... sometimes it doesn't matter if you fall, I guess... it just matters that you tried... and that you enjoyed one incredible time while you were there.... after all, conquering fears is not an easy thing.... if it were easy, it would not be called "conquering" to begin with....

N-V-T-S Nuts

I are Charles VI of France, also known as Charles the Mad or Charles the Well-Beloved!

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

A fine, amiable and dreamy young man, skilled in horsemanship and archery, you were also from a long line of dribbling madmen. King at 12 and quickly married to your sweetheart, Bavarian Princess Isabeau, you enjoyed many happy months together before either of you could speak anything of the other's language. However, after illness you became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to your entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, you were unsettled enough to slaughter four of your best men when a page dropped a lance. Your hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, you and your courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. You were saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts.

This brought on another bout of sickness, which surgeons countered by drilling holes in your skull. The following months saw you suffer an exorcism, beg your friends to kill you, go into hyperactive fits of gaiety, run through your rooms to the point of exhaustion, hide from imaginary assassins, claim your name was Georges, deny that you were King and fail to recognise your family. You smashed furniture and wet yourself at regular intervals. Passing briefly into erratic genius, you believed yourself to be made of glass and demanded iron rods in your attire to prevent you breaking.

In 1405 you stopped bathing, shaving or changing your clothes. This went on until several men were hired to blacken their faces, hide, jump out and shout "boo!", upon which you resumed basic hygiene. Despite this, your wife continued sleeping with you until 1407, when she hired a young beauty, Odette de Champdivers, to take her place. Isabeau then consoled herself, as it were, with your brother. Her lovers followed thick and fast while you became a pawn of your court, until you had her latest beau strangled and drowned.

A severe fever was fended off with oranges and pomegranates in vast quantities, but you succumbed again in 1422 and died. Your disease was most likely hereditary. Unfortunately, you had anywhere up to eleven children, who variously went on to develop capriciousness, great cruelty, insecurity, paranoia, revulsion towards food and, in one case, a phobia of bridges.

Damn, I'm French, well at least it's before they started dropping their rifles and grabbing their ankles.

Via the Yipping LLamas.

Two years of sharing the hate

The Crack Young Staff of The Hatemonger's Quaterly and their interns, let's just call them Chip, are celebrating their Second Anniversary on Al Gore's World-Wide Web.

Congratulations guys, perhaps during the celebratory dinner tonight the Chip will drink one too many Fuzzy Navels and take her shirt off. Even though she's a graduate student and thereby ugly as homemade sin, boobage is boobage.

Now if we could convince your luddite technical support staff to open up your comments we could say thanks for the laughs.

Tin cup rattling

Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities needs a hand.

Stop by and drop in some coin if you can, else he may keep linking to pictures of Helen Thomas.

And the winner ...

for best description of collegiate admissions offers goes to:

The Hatemonger's Quarterly with this beauty:

After all, we, the crack young staff of "The Hatemonger’s Quarterly",have always considered college admissions officers slightly below crack whores and pirates on the official evil scale.

Fitting description for the Director of Admissions at the University of which I'm alumni. I still hope his crotch gets infested by the fleas of a thousand camels.

Milestones

Whilst away from the interweb several milestones were reached, all very worthy of celebration.

The Straight White Guy proves he's still Straight, White and the Man. He and Mrs. Straight White Guy celebrated their twelfth wedding anniversary this weekend. What's the proper gift for twelve years of wedded bliss anyhoo? I'm thinking twelve is the year of SPAM (the edible kind).

French newz hottie Melissa Theuriau got naked and pictures got taken. I still can't believe I got "scooped" on this story, damn it.

The LLama Butchers put up their 5000th post on Moo Knew, and y'all thought I was full of crap.

The Random Penseur published post number 1000. Thanks RP for sharing, if you're wondering I'm the knucklehead combing through your archives, often printing them out and sharing them with the missus (especially the tales about the boy child and girl child).

Chip, and the Crack Young Staff of "The Hatemonger's Quarterly" are going to celebrate their second blogiversary this month. Amazingly they having received a link from that Glenn guy. Herein launches the boycott The Instapundito Campaign.

There goes the neighborhood

For some reason(s) most folks don't trust me with the keys to their blogs.

Whilst Sadie was out visitating with folks at the Casa De Feisty she let me hold on to a set of the keys. Now I know y'all are thinkin' what the hell'd she do that for? And I wished I had the answer, one of life's great mysteries it is.

But y'all should be happy. Otherwise you'd not been able to read: a Beaverlicous Interview, nor would you be able to learn everything you never wanted to know about Beavering and well, lets just skip this post, where I followed the advice set for by Our Maximum Leader, The Straight White Guy and the Velocidude.

I think the Barenaked Ladies said it best with:
Would you please ignore that you found me on the floor trying on your camisole

Okay who forgot to lock the gate behind them?

Two of Confederate Yankee's most recent posts, This Treason Brought to You By...* and Not Quite War, have been swarmed by folks that ought be spending time in a nice padded room. For some reason they call themselves "progressives". I'll buy into that descriptor, as they're making progress toward alienating ninety percent of the population.

* Sooper seekrit note to C.Y. you may want to check, but I think Eric has ellipses copyrighted.

I'm nominating

The Crack Young Staff of The Hatemonger's Quarterly for Humanitarians of The Year.

Now where do we purchase one of said "Mosquito Units" and can we change the level to something only the missus would pick up on, preferably one that doesn't interfere with Tee Vee reception?

Home wrecker

It seems those naughty LLamas are at it again and aren't opposed to hookin' up with married women and that Melania is attracted to men with way too much hair.

Good news though, a visual paternity test should suffice in determining the father, well that and the kid's spitting abilities.

Evil Plans

I love it when a plan comes together.
'specially when it involves tweaking the LLamas.

Steve-O turned Four-Oh this weekend and discussions were launched trying to figure out how to best celebrate Steve's entry into a mid life crisis entry into adulthood coming of age.

I'd like to claim responsibility for the birthday celebration skin (LLama's Vice) over at the butcher shop, 'cept it wasn't my idea.
Kathy recommended pink flamingo's the LLama's front lawn.
Sadie recommended the Miami Vice Theme.

From there it was cake.

Happy Birthday Steve-O, many happy returns and, umm don't forget your walker when you head outside to tell those pesky kids to keep off your damned grass.

Paging Doktor Freud, Paging Doktor Freud

The Crack Young Staff of The Hatemongers Quarterly have written what may very well be the best line published on a "Web Log" today:

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but other times an SUV is a substitute for a penis.

Get to clicking and read the rest of: The SUV: Twenty-First Century Answer to Penis Envy.

Sooper Seekrit Message to Chip Keep this up and your humble "Web Log" may become the bastion of popularity, heck you may even make it into the top three.

It's Jawalicious

Those damned fugative Jawas are at it again.

On March 12th of 2005 (later updated on March 14th) I wrote a post about a series of messages on the jihadi forum alm2sda.net about how to make various weapons of mass destruction, such as chemical weapons, by a poster calling himself ahmed_assalafil. I had first heard about Ahmed's messages from a website that I frequent which monitors jihad forums, Internet Haganah. Included in Ahmed's messages was the claim that the poster had information on how to make a nuclear bomb, along with some rudimentary (and erroneous) instructions on Hydrogen bomb construction. He was seeking help translating the allegedly secret materials into Arabic.

Rusty and his readers have bagged another terrorist.
Head over and be sure to wish him a happy second anniversary too.

We interupt this blogcast

To celebrate, with ultra hot French nooz chick Melissa Theuriau, the 500,000th visitor to the LLama Butchers.

Take it away Melissa:

And we're back.

Congrats Steve & Robbo, may you continue the Ogleisous bloggering for years to come.

Guess who's back

Back again
Sadie's back
Tell a friend

Now run along and check out her new digs, and don't forget to update your
bookmarks.

*Apologies to Eminem for byting off his song, yo.

RINO Sightings

Louisiana Libertarian is hosting the first RINO Sightings carnival of 2006.

An Inquisition for the Inquisitor

Greta of Hooah Wife is interview basil. Clicky over and submit yer questions for the inquisitor.

basil to the rescue

With Typepad suffering from a major meltdown basil has set up a tracking post. Go ahead leave a trackback or comment and let folks know where your temporary homes are.

If any Typepad customers are looking to move away from the problems that arise from Sixapart's persistent meltdowns, we your friendly Apothegm Designers are offering a Wordpress conversion special - packages start at $150* for the platform installation, implementation, and design, so contact us if you are interested!

*This does not include hosting services, though we can provide recommendtions for reputable blog hosts.

Let the mediocrity begin

Because sometimes your best just isn't good enough.

They May Take Our Lives

Voting MuNuvian

I haven't mentioned much in the way of the Weblog Awards.
Quite a few of my fellow MuNuvians are in the running and could use a vote or two or three.

You'll find the complete (I Think) listing in the extended entry.

Best Group Blog
The Cotillion

Best Comic Blog
Hate Mongers Quarterly (Making the move shortly)

Best Conservative Blog
The Jawa Report
Ace Of Spades HQ

Best Culture Blog
The Llama Butchers

Best Parenting Blog
One Happy Dog Speaks

Best Canadian Blog, eh
Angry in the Great White North

Best Asian Blog
Simon World

Best of the Top 251 - 500 Blogs
Confederate Yankee
Ex-Donkey Blog
Straight White Guy

Best of the Top 501 - 1000 Blogs
Vince Aut Morire

Best of the Top 1001 - 1750 Blogs
Portia Rediscovered

Best of the Top 1751 - 2500 Blogs
Seven Inches of Sense
Trying to Grok

Good Deeds Punished

The U.S. Maritime Administration (MARAD) intends to scrap the USS Howard W. Gilmore before it can be refitted for disaster response. YOU can stop them with a call to your Senators and Congressman.

Almost a month ago, Confederate Yankee got behind Operation Enduring Service, a frankly brilliant plan to convert a small group of mothballed Navy vessels into a state-of-the-art fleet of disaster response ships at absolutely zero cost. As a matter of fact, OES would save American taxpayers roughly $100 million dollars in costs associated with scrapping dozens of ships being sent overseas to be scrapped, and create thousands of shipyard jobs by scrapping and/or refitting those same ships here in the United States.

But someone is standing in the way:

...yesterday I received an overnight letter informing me that we had until January 6, 2006 to tow the USS Howard W. Gilmore out of the fleet or they were going to scrap her. That is two months ahead of our donation hold schedule and only gives us two weeks to move her due to the Christmas holidays. MARAD knows that this is impossible and only offers this time because they know it can't be done--you can't get a tow company that fast during the holidays. This way, they can look like they are "trying to work with us" and still make sure we can't perform.

Individuals at the Maritime Adminstration (MARAD) are intentionally speeding up the process of trying to scrap a ship earmarked to be donated to a disaster recovery mission that has the stated goal of saving American lives.

Call your Senators and Congressman today.

Be sure to tell your elected representatives. that the men responsible for this travesty at MARAD are William H. Kahill, Deputy Director, Office of Ship Operations (202-366-1875 ext. 2122), and Eugene Magee, Division of Reserve Fleet Chief (202-366-5752 ext. 2112).

This must not stand.

I blame...

It's because of the Jews.

Really if they weren't burning their businesses in New Yawk and New Jewsy to move down south there wouldn't be global warming.

Oh and before you start calling me anti-Semitic and racist I think you should know that some of my best friends have friends who are Jewish.

contesting

The Name Game.

Oh, and another test ping.

A new look

Apothegm has a new look, it's impressive even if I do say so myself, and I will. Madam Sadie definitely outdid herself whilst I was gallivanting about the country.

Happy butchering

The Llamas are O-fficially old, and so is their blog.

Today marks the second birthday of the Butcher's Shop and the world wide interweb hasn't been the same since.

Is it me or is Robo Oh-So Orgleisous in his new holiday outfit? The blue really does accent the color of Robo's eyes nicely and Steve-O, well he's just such a savage beast.

Me thinks a tribute may soon be in order.

RINO Sightings

This week's edition of RINO Sightings is being hosted by Searchlight Crusade.

Pimpin' time

It's votey time for the Ladies over at aaron's. At stake, a place of notoriety in the Deck O' Bloggers Heart suit.

So I ask, is there anybody more deserving than Madam Sadie? Really she doesn't ask for much and she gives...*ahem*...so much in return.

So Clickity over to aaron's and get to voting for Madam Sadie in the sidebar.

Once you're done feel free to check out the boobs in the extended entry.
But only once you've voted for Sadie. We've got our best investigatory staff on it and if you cheat we'll send our rabid hamsters to your house and you know that means don't you?

Well don't you???

I'll wait while you're voting.

Anyhoo on to the boobies...

I didn't say they were pretty boobs, or even my boobs for that matter.

He's old...

He's just so old.

Yep my older, and sometimes wiser, brother, Confederate Yankee, is celibate.

Wait that isn't the word I'm looking for he's celebrating the one year anniversary of entry into the world of bloggering.

Well maybe he is celibate, I just don't wanna know about it, nor do I want details proving otherwise.
Asexuality folks that's were it's at, neither here nor there.

A bit of bragging

Sadie, my ever lovely partner in crime at Apothegm Designs, has wrapped up and rolled out a new design for Miss Beth of My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

The image above gives you an idea of the marvelous job she's done; however I'd recommend you clicky over for the full effect.
Miss Beth, by the way, is turning Twenty-Five on her birthday, funny I'd have never guessed she's a day over Twenty-Two.

Sharing the Hate...

And this is why The Hatemonger's Quarterly is one of my daily reads:

In addition, may we, the crack young staff of “The Hatemonger’s Quarterly,” humbly suggest that a lesbian basketball player isn’t exactly a shocking scandal? It’s like a gay interior decorator. Who would have thunk it?

Now if we could just get them setup with comments their humble "weblog" they would certainly become one of Al Gore's interweb's most popular websites.

RINO Sightings

This week's edition of RINO Sightings being hosted by the Lousiana Libertarian.

A phin-napping day two...

phin's still alive and talking, for now.

For what you're missing check out phin's interview at basil's blog.

I've still got the fish.

A kidnapping

I've got the fish.

Hear phin's plea for help.

RINO Sightings

The latest edition of RINO Sightings is up at Politechnical.

Broken hearted

It is a sad day in the blogidohexiweb indeed.

It seems our Maximum Leader's efforts to defend his castle on the Interweb from cat blogging were unsuccessful.

We can only hope that our Maximum Leader's weblog doesn't succumb to the same fate as that other group blog.

Weekend round up...

Since I'm only worth about one post a weekend I decided to cross post the drivel I worked up for a guest post Confederate Yankee whilst he's out of town.

There's been a lot of hullabaloo made regarding the comments made by President Regan's education secretary. The Maximum Leader of Naked Villainy puts the comment Bennet made into context. I'm still trying to figure out why the White House made a statement and why many liberals don't feel the Bush has done enough to admonish Bennet. After all the current administration had as much to do with the appointment of Bennet as Clinton did and nobody's demanding they condemn his statements.

The Brady Bunch has also been getting quite a bit of media attention and discussion in the blogidohexitagon. One of their advertisements is warning European travelers that with the new law passed in Florida they could be shot due to upsetting someone while driving their car (road rage). If somebody in Florida legally uses deadly force you shouldn't have been driving through their yard in the first place. I guess leaving the part about being on your property makes the argument a bit more interesting.

There has been quite a bit of discussion on many blogs I regularly read regarding Intelligent Design(ID). I haven't weighed in on the topic. Proponents of ID say it's as valid as evolution and opponents say it's a back door method of teaching religion. Both sides point to the lack of scientific proof of the other's theory. With all the arguing back and forth I'm starting to think it really was the Flying Spaghetti Monster, anybody else want to be a Pastafarian?

Come on you can tell me, it'll be our little seekrit.

I knew it

I'm not the only one blogging about boobies.

Hmm, who knew there was a blogger Boobie-Thon?

The Breastest Post Ever...

Kathy's published the Breast Post Ever.

Remember it's not porn if it's artistic.

Enter the view

basil of basil's blog enjoys reading blogger interviews but the folks doing the interviews haven't been doing them as of late. So he's decided to start interviewing folks. He's posted a schedule of the victims. Finally you can get answers to those questions you've been itching to ask.

I'm signed up, I'm fourth in the rotation, so now's your chance. Click on over and see who else is on the list, sign up or ask a couple of questions.

RINO Sightings

evolution v5.1 has this week's edition of RINO Sightings.

Lots of good reading since there isn't much here, yet, maybe someday there will be.

Simpleton

Yep, I'm a simpleton, I've never even tried to argue the fact.

When I read Tammi's rather innocent post the first thing that came to mind: Bubble-Wrap Lingerie (Popup image probably isn't safe for work).

So I'm a simpleton with a one track mind.

At least I admit it.

Somebody wants you, maybe

Do you enjoy writing?
Are you willing to worship phin and treat him as a deity?
Would you like to discuss a broad range of topics?
Do you wished you had gills so you could spend more quality time with phin?
Are your political leaning moderate to conservative?
Do you think phin is the greatest thing since canned peaches?
Do you have an excellent sense of humor and hard to offend?
Would you be willing to pudding wrestle before a live studio audience?
Are you interested in posting at least two days per week on an indefinite basis?
Do you enjoy a good spanking?

If you've answered yes to at least half of these questions the lovely and talented Sadie may be interested in speaking with you. She's looking for a partner in crime for Fistful of Fortnights.

I'd apply except I'm lacking in the sense of humor department. Oh she'd like somebody fairly literate also, which definitely knocks me out of the equation. That and I ignore my blogging duties enough as is.

Happy birthday Harv

It's Harvey's birthday and he's asked for pictures of boobs. Since he probably doesn't want to see my man boobies I figured I'd get him an image to use for his desktop (it also matches the e-card Ihim). Anyhoo, here's your birthday present Harv.

Another milestone reached

Of course I had nothing to do with it. It's Eric of Straight White Guy fame that's reach his two year anniversary.

Eric's was one of the first blogs I found after stumbling blindly into the blogging arena and is still one of the first stops during my daily browsing. A quick perusal through his archives shows he's one of the top shelf bloggers.

Congrats on the mark Eric, hopefully there'll be many more.

Sedation Dentistry

After reading Robbo's adventures in escaping from dentist visits earlier this morning I'd remembered I was going to post a public service announcement regarding Sedation Dentistry.

If you're wondering about Sedation Dentistry :

Sedation dentistry allows patients to become drowsy and, in most cases, sleep right through their dental procedures. The actual process involves patients taking an analgesic or sedative about an hour before their procedure. The sedative or analgesic can sometimes be administered in a pill form, while other times it will be administered intravenously. When the medication kicks in the patient usually becomes extremely relaxed and drifts into a sleep-like state. When they become coherent after surgery most patients have no memory of their procedure at all.

Maybe I'll purchase a nice new set of manties for my next sedation dentistry visit.

RINO Sightings

This week's edition of RINO Sightings is being hosted by One Fine Jay.

A good cause

Please click the banner below.
If you are a blogger please link it.

Doing so will help to raise the profile of the American Cancer Ablation Center. Chris Muir, of Day by Day has asked for a hand. His sister is being treated at the Center.

Hat Tip: Beth.

Help if you can....

Earlier this week Kate of Electric Venom was involved in a bicycle accident that left her in need of serious dental work (to the tune of over $8000), at a point when she'd already maxed out her dental coverage for the year.

If you can help please do so.

Purdy ain't they...

Aren't they the cutest little flower girls in the entire blogidohexiweb.

Everybody but me.....

It looks like all the cool kids have stalkers.

Bill of INDC Journal has I Love Bill. Bill notes that his stalker is creeping him out.

The Commissar of The Politburo Diktat has The Trotskysite Republican. The Commissar wishes his stalker would put a bit more effort into it.

And there's an under-blogospheric movement to start sadie-watch, if there's a vacancy I'll take the night shift.

Happy days are here again...

Today would be second anniversary The Cake Eater Chronicles.

Congrats Kathy!

Happenin's at The Alliance

Since I'm slack and haven't been linking back to The Alliance Headquarters I figured now's as good a time as any to start.

This week's round up:
New Precision Guided Humor (PGH): What would the internet be like if it were run by the UN?
And the PGH Roundup.

There is also a post on Blogger Etiquette, some people may want to check out.

Birthday Wishes

It's Mustang 23 of Assumption of Command is a year older today! Go say happy birthday.

While you're at it blogroll him or send him cake or pie or pictures of hot young lingerie clad ladies pillow fighting, just make sure you carbon copy me if you send the pictures.

Denigrate The Overblog 2005

Space Monkey has the 2nd Annual Denigrate The Overblog festival running at his place.

Nothing says wholesome like nice good clean denigration does it?

Who knew

Who knew the Goddess of Snark was also Queen of the Guilt Trip?

Kathy has information on Type I (Juvenile) Diabetes, a great cause we should all be supporting. So instead of showering me with gifts for my birthday next week make a donation.

Mo' happenin's

It looks like somebody is moving up in the world. Or at least getting to post in various places around the Blogdodecaheciweb.

'tis IMAO's blogiversary

Yep today is IMAO's 3rd Anniversary.

An impressive feat to say the least. In the past three years the blogidodeheisweb has seen great talents rise and fall, amazingly Frank J. & IMAO have managed to survive (in spite of himself many may say). I for one feel its Frank J.'s complete and total lack of self awareness that has helped to propel him to the top, that and his undying love for Monkeys and Kittens.

Some say behind every good man is a good woman, luckily Frank J. didn't know his limits and managed to con SarahK into marrying him. Hopefully SarahK won't realize until its to late that Aquaman is the true driving force behind IMAO.

Happy Birthday to IMAO and congratulations to blogidodeheisweb's Boxer Bedecked Overlord: Frank J.

Note: This has nothing to do with the Alliance's request for Mischeif, nope nothing at all.

I'm a statistic

You should be too.

Hat tip: JohnL of Texas Best Grok.

Friday Links because I'm Lazy

Lazy and my boss actually thinks I should be getting some work done this morning. (Little does he know I'm filling his hard drive up with gay porn).

So on to people with meaningful content this morning:

Miss Feisty has the links to Take Two, Part Deuce up, I think you should read them too.

If you're looking for funny IMAO has the Carnival of Comedy.

If you're looking for a post so well written, so moving, so creative that it will boggle your mind go here. If she doesn't win a Pulitzer or at least get Insta and Jawa lanches out of this there really isn't any justice in the world.

While I was away

It seems I picked the wrong weekend to be without internet access.
Kathy, Gordo and sadie broke out the yearbooks and reminised about Blogistan High.

At least Steve-O waited until today to declare war.

Queen of Feisty, guest blogging version 'splains to us what a girl wants, what girl needs .... Hint: It doesn't involve showing a lady your O-Face (Link is a sound file and may not be work safe)..... It really is all about the O isn't it?

Queen of Feisty, original feisty version, does a double take.

Confederate Yankee has tips on how to prepare for a Hurricane.

Pixy's stalking me. He's just off by a couple of dozen miles (If the picture is the same Creswell I'm thinking of he's within 50 miles).

Harvey wants toys this year for Father's Day and his Blogiversary. I'm thinking this will do nicely (link may not be work safe).

I always miss the good stuff.

Ahh yes

Via sadie, the Naked Villians and the Llama Butchers.

I am:

An Elvis man, you like you women dangerous and your steaks bloody. You often get wrapped up in landscapes and fail to realize the danger you put yourself into. Don't get cocky, and don't get caught. It might be good to lay off the drugs every once in a while. Just a suggestion. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Not that anyone should find the results surprising.

I'm just wondering if Mia,the Wolf, Butch, the gimp Marcellus or Fabienne want some bacon?

The Llamas need help

Never one to turn down a request for link whoring assistance I find it necessary I link to this post from the Llama Butchers.

I'm just hoping the Llamas have all their shots prior to climbing on top of Wonkette. By the way, the red glow of her eyes is really scary; I wouldn't be surprised if she were blending kittens.

A Jawa Exclusive

The Jawa Report has an exclusive report on an arrest warrant issued for former hostage and American citizen, Mohammed Monaf.

Late last week Romanian prosecutors issued an arrest warrant for Monaf's arrest on suspicion that he was involved in the kidnapping of the three prominent Romanian journalists.

You can read the full story here.

The same but different

basil's run away so he can watch his son Graduate.
Jim's at a wedding.

What do they both have in common?

They've given me a set of keys to their place and they're letting me guest post.

Of course as I mentioned earlier I'm probably a dead man once Jim gets back. I'm hoping I may have smoothed over any of Jim's ruffled feathers with my latest post at Snooze Button Dreams though.

That's right three times the bloggy goodness from phin.

Update: phin just realized phin referred to phin in the third person earlier. Don't you hate when people do that?

Dead man

As a continuation of my recent trend of mockery of bloggers more successful than I am.

I'm probably a dead man for this.

Jim really does resemble Matt LeBlanc doesn't he?

* Picture may not be work safe.

Somewhere else

I realize posting has been a tad bit on the light side here.

But if you're looking for more of me I'm also posting over at Snooze Button Dreams until Jim gets back.

Yup, theres twice as much bloggy goodness from me running around. There's a fairly interesting cast of characters joining me over at Snooze Button Dreams.

So far we've got a comment party (that's just getting up and running), a caption contest, a trackback party (that's fallen flat on its face; for that I blame Frank J., I don't know why though) and other various goodies.

The best thing about guest blogging. You can increase somebody else's rankings in the gay blog community.

Linky stuff

Here are my ADD laden reading recommendations for monday.

• basil says that Augusta isn't so bad, if you're going to a baseball game. Ladies Hootie says you still can't join.
• Confederate Yankee, my older and sometimes wiser brother, has a public safety announcement regarding journalists. He's displaying the sometimes wiser part this time.
• Feisty has a new home and it's in MuNuviana. There goes the neighborhood. Oh and welcome to the nut house Christina.
• Sadie describes the oddness of blogging. I'm just glad I wasn't directly mentioned.
• Kathy reminds us all that hell hath no fury like a woman. Nope women don't have to be scorned to be hell on wheels.
• Silk learns about sharp knives, lemon juice and stupid people.
• Mustang is beer blogging. Mmmm beer.