Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting Week Eight

Well, well. What do we have here but Miss French Newscaster's plaintive cry for assistance?

I think the picture speaks for itself. Let's put an end to this unnatural obsession with a liberal Frenchie, shall we boys?

Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting Week Seven

When you read a line such as this:

Since I'm getting ready to board an airplane tomorrow, I've been packing and practicing my pudding wrestling techniques by watching Christina Aguilera videos.

One can't help but say, Why yes Melissa dreams really do come true.

Warms the heart doesn't it?

Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting Week Six

Seems our pal Steve-O's a bit under the weather.

Seems Mistress Melissa isn't buying in. To quote the Madam

"Gecher fuzzy arse back posting the funny.
Dance for me LLama Boy, Dance.
*Insert Audible Orgling Sounds*
You may now lick my boots."

Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting Week Four

Why yes Melissa it really is all about The O.

Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting Week Three

She's havin' day dreams, about night things, in the middle of the afternoon.

She thinks I'm angelic, and I gots da proof!!!

Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting Week Two

Maybe I'll start learning French, my hand gestures and pure animal magnetism haven't done much to lure her this way, as of yet.

Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Posting*

Primarily because I have nothing else to offer today and as they say a picture is worth a thousand words.

I'm kinda thinking her pics are worth at least 1,500.

*Pseudo Apologies to Robbo The LLama Butcher for Sealing the Title of this post.