Adventures in Google Chumming
I'm also quite humble, in case you hadn't noticed.
Man Boobages
It appears a certain Seekrit Agent hath set a plan into motion. A plan so dastardly and devious only someone as brilliant as the Mind Fuhrer herself could think it up and put it into motion.
The plan: To direct unsuspecting interweb searchers over to my humble home on the bloggeridoheigon when they search for Man Boobies.
Now I'm not real fond of man boobies myself. Some folks may like them, personally I prefer my athletic build with just the pert nipples projecting when it's a tad bit on the chilly side, but I digress before I cross the TMI line.
Her latest victim, some poor sap searching for Why do I have Man Boobs.
Now I can't speak with one-hundred percent certainty, but I'd be willing to be dear interweb searcher. That if you'll set down that bag of Cheetos you'll notice an orangish shading of your penile area as well. We'll just chalk that up as one of life's little mysteries.
As to why you've got man boobage, best guess would be you've spent one too many days mashing the buttons on your Nofriendo instead of out playing a healthy game of laser tag. Or perhaps you've snacked on one too many twinkies after a late night bong hit. Either way you're in trouble. The perky boobage can only be tamed. 'tis best you purchase a training bra to keep the girls under wraps, so to speak, lest your buddies try to go all "Brokeback Dungeon Master" on your pudgy ass.
Is there a doctor in the house??
I'm not quite sure what inspired somebody to google the phrase: dr. phin radioactive but apparently they didn't find what they were looking for 'round here. At least not in their brief visit to my humble abode on the Interweb.
I do of course maintain a plethora of worthless knowledge, some of it medical in nature. So if dear googler if you're still out there please feel free to ask away.
Something to be proud of
Yes ladies and gentlemen (and I use that phrase loosely) of all my achievements in life I may cherish this the most.
This humble weblog is the number one google search for
lacy midget stripper.
My work here is almost complete.
I'm so proud...
Well as proud as anyone could be regarding google bait.
I'd mentioned in passing (sure some may call it google baiting) that someone had found my humble abode on the blogidohexiweb by searching for sadistic female smokers
Well it appears that my humble little mention has garnered notoriety on the Interweb and I'm now the ranking number one when googling for sadistic females. Is there anywhere to go from here besides down?
It's also a fairly popular search since I've received at least ten hits today alone from people searching for Sadistic Women. To those searching, there aren't any posting here but I can get you the addresses and phone numbers of several.*
* I'm not implying that I live with two sadistic women. Then again, I'm not implying they aren't sadistic either.
The scent of a woman...
I never knew there was a smell of silk, but I'm in the top ten when you google it.
Now if you're looking for the smell of Silk I'm not so sure of that either so you'd have to ask her; although I'd feel fairly safe venturing that's it is an angelic fragrance, to say the least.
I don't know shep smith's sexual orientation
To the person who reached my humble abode on the web by googling for shep smith sexual orientation: I'm not sure if he's gay or not but this post from Sadie may help to clear up any questions you may have.
Personally I think he looks stunning in that matching garter ensemble.
Sadistic female smokers welcome!
Somebody ended up here by doing a google search for sadistic female smokers.
I'm not complaining, I'll take all the traffic I can get. However, if you're looking for sadists, I'd recommend the LLama Butchers(don't let their fluffy exterior fool you). There are several smokin' hot females commenting here at times, but you'd have to ask them about the sadistic part.
